Where are the seagulls when you need them. I cannot clean my yard with grasshoppers attacking me. I hate . . . I HATE GRASSHOPPERS!
This is our side yard. Jason helped me tear out our Hollyhocks and Iris's. We filled out trailer with flowers and took them to the dump. Do I feel guilty, YES, do I want to go to the dump and revive them, YES. I don't want to talk about it.
(check out Jason stretched out on the tramp talking on his phone)
(check out Jason stretched out on the tramp talking on his phone)
This is one of my pots that I need to tear out. Why can't I tear it out? Let me tell you, there are grasshoppers hiding everywhere in my yard. It is not safe.
This is like Chuck-a-Ramma for grasshoppers. They love it. All you can eat.
YUMM YUMM!
I see you!
I spit on you, you dirty, dirty grasshopper.
Oh, what happened here? This is what I have been doing with my shovel. I have been averaging around 5 grasshoppers an hour with that shovel. If you would like to hire me I charge a $10.00 per grasshopper.
I hate grasshoppers.
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8 comments:
Ewww - What is up with them this year? We had them too and I swear we've maybe had like three in all the years prior to 2010. Ahhh 2010 - The Summer o' the Grasshoppers. That's what we'll say as we sit in your blue chairs next summer.
I have no sympathy for you. You have a dang nice yard. Ours is gross. I haven't been out there all summer so I wouldn't know if we have grasshoppers. I do like the metaphor of the Chuck-a-rama though.
I hate them too! We don't have them here, just tons of slugs and snells!
YOU are so dang funny! I love it! We had a ton of grasshoppers before and I cut them too! Those dang things!
i hate you! in the i love you so much you are such a nightmare sense of the word hate. :) i agree, grasshoppers suck. maybe if you didn't have such a beautiful buffet they would leave you alone? love ya nerd!
I hope you are earning lots of $$ for all your work. You certainly deserve it.
It is always nice to have a neighbor who is just SLIGHTLY crazier than you are. It keeps the eyes off you!!!!
I'll meet you tomorrow in the driveway with my shovel and lend a hand. It's the least I can do!
It is always nice to have a neighbor who is just SLIGHTLY crazier than you are. It keeps the eyes off you!!!!
I'll meet you tomorrow in the driveway with my shovel and lend a hand. It's the least I can do!
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