I'm retiring!

Some of you might have heard that I was substituting Hunter's class last Friday. Let's just say that I learned A LOT last week. Here are a few things that I learned.

1. Teachers do not get paid enough.
2. Substitute teachers do not get paid enough. I left at 7:30 and returned home at 4:00. I got paid around $40.00. If my calculations are right I just got paid $5.00 an hour. Which isn't even minimum wage. I don't like being gone all day.
3. I don't like working for someone else. I like being in charge.
4. I'm not lazy but, seriously that was stressful.
5. The kids will run you over like a bulldozer if your not prepared and on your game.
6. I was a deer caught in the headlights of 32, 4th graders.
7. I like being able to go to the restroom when I darn well feel like it.
8. I like being able to call someone, anyone, when I darn well feel like it.
9. I have no idea why I graduated in Secondary Education.
10. I leaned that there is no better job than staying home and taking care of my sweet little family.
11. I will never complain about being bored or not talking to any one all day long ever again.
12. I will grind wheat and make homemade bread every week and not complain about it.
13. I am very grateful that Jason works hard and wants me to stay home and go to lunch with my friends.

I may have only gotten paid a few dollars but what I learned was priceless.

THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE (staying at) HOME!